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“Today the two royal gynaecologists treating Kate were seen going to the hospital where she is being cared for.”

Royal Gynecologists. [DM]

I AM ALSO WEIRDED OUT BY THE ROYAL GYNECOLOGISTS! They are appointed by the Queen and, um, used by the Queen and I think I’d have some serious weirdness if the men (yes, the royal gynos are two men) who spend their days looking at my vagina spent yesterday looking at my grandmother-in-law’s Queen Victoria.