My name is Joy.

I live in Maine.

I've never met an exclamation mark I didn't like.

Sometimes I host impromptu dance-offs in the middle of the street.

Send email to: joylovestheinternet@gmail.com

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Everything posted on this blog is my personal opinion and does not necessarily represent the views of my employer or its clients.

 

The Best Four-Word Sentences in the English Language:

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  • “I’m working from home.” 
  • “It’s actually on sale.” 
  • “We’re out of mayonnaise.” 
  • “Let’s talk on Monday.” 
  • “Joe Biden is downstairs.” 
  • “Your voicemail is empty.”  
  • “Here, have some wine.”

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