My name is Joy.
I live in Maine.
I've never met an exclamation mark I didn't like.
Sometimes I host impromptu dance-offs in the middle of the street.
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Mom: Make sure you bring a sewing kit to Convention. Because if Michelle Obama loses a button, she’s going to need help.
Joy: She’ll cry out, “Where is Joy Engel! I need her to reattach my button!”
Mom: And then you’d just hand her the kit, unable to make sounds that formed words…
Joy: But she’d tell her friends and all of the Bidens and Obamas would come to me during a button emergency.
Mom: Like Beyonce! She’ll be looking for you too.
Joy: Hardly! Beyonce’s buttons WOULDN’T DARE LEAVE HER.