My name is Joy.
I live in Maine.
I've never met an exclamation mark I didn't like.
Sometimes I host impromptu dance-offs in the middle of the street.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I’ll be Your Man
Joy: So, have you seen Tom Daley? I am in love with Tom Daley.
London Coworker: Welcome to the Bejing Olympics. THE WHOLE COUNTRY is obsessed with him. We are actually arresting people who are mean to him. Is this your first exposure to him?
Joy: I mean, I feel like ‘Call me Maybe’ was written about me and Tom Daley. Like, “I just met you and this is crazy, but you’re INSANELY PERFECT” so call me maybe?”
London Coworker: You know he’s a child, right? Also, gay?
Joy: He is 18 and EVERY COURT IN THE LAND would tell me it’s fine.
London Coworker: Okay…
Joy: In my head I’m singing, “girl, you’ll be a woman soon” but it’s really about me and Tom Daley.
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808enidan said:
Alex Despatie from Canada is my favourite. He’s 27 or so, which means it’s totes legal. Also, insanely hot. Just. unf.
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restinvermont said:
I feel pervy just looking at him, but he’ll be a stud in like 10 years.
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pizzatoporkpie said:
It’s OK to be obsessed with him now because he’s 18! When he was 14 in Beijing, not so much.
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sotheresthat said:
Word.
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