My name is Joy.
I live in Maine.
I've never met an exclamation mark I didn't like.
Sometimes I host impromptu dance-offs in the middle of the street.
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Joy: It’s 11:11, make a wish!
Gentleman Caller: Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit
Joy: No! Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit is what you say on the first of the month! At 11:11, you make a wish
Gentleman Caller: What if I want to wish for rabbits?
Joy: I sense that you’re mocking me.
Gentleman Caller: perhaps a little.
Joy: You need to go outside, turn counter-clockwise three times, spit and ask the Romanian Witches for forgiveness.
Gentleman Caller: Um….