Your Daily Dose of Joy

Chiara recently noted that she passes her time writing three line biographies of herself in the third person. I like the idea, but I’ve found myself writing self-help book titles for myself and others.

For a lady I met at a conference the other day, I titled her book, “How to dress like a fashionable professional boss lady without caving to the shapeless suit or looking too boobsey.”

The married man who tried to hit on me at the airport as I was on a conference call and writing a communications plan  and then was heard saying to his seatmate, “I was really hoping you were female, skinny, blonde and under 21,” earned the title: “How to totally fail at human decency: Perfecting the art of Douchebaggery since 1963.”

My current life book is entitled, “How to spend 50+ percent of your time traveling on business while trying to maintain platonic and romantic relationships, keeping a cat alive and integrating sequins into a professional wardrobe.”