February 2012
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Countdown to 30: Starting a Sandwich Boycott and...
I’m doing this thing right now where I bring my lunch every day. I do this for two reasons:
As someone who, to quote my father, is “entering middle age,” I feel the need to economize and buying lunch every day is tres cher.
As someone who, to quote my father, is “entering middle age,” I also feel the need to watch what I eat, and it’s hard to control what...
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My Thoughts on Glenn Close
Glenn Close recently married my parents’ friend David Shaw and my parents have been to their house in Maine and my dad was like, “I think, joy, if you ever get married we should see if the Shaws will allow you to have your wedding at their house.”
And then my mom was like, “Ugh, but that would mean we’d probably need to invite Glenn Close to the wedding”
And...
unicornfandancing asked: TOO BAD ITS GWYENNIE AND SHE'S AWFUL
“You’re a victim of comedy.”
– Tina Fey to Ryan Seacrest in a statement no doubt intended to have more layers than Ryan picked up on… (via biteofpythias)
Ryan Seacrest’s journal is going to be filled with homoerotic sad poems tonight!
Aside from Ellie Kemper, I hate all of the...
I’m like Boob Police 911 right now, but seriously, nobody is doing the cleave properly.
An American Woman is THREE TIMES Likelier to Have...
Breast cancer is seen as a normal part or concern in mainstream women’s health.
Abortion is seen as radical.
My abortion
noraleah:
I read an article about Merle Hoffman, the activist who, at age 25 and two years before Roe v. Wade, opened a Long Island City abortion clinic that is still in operation. She urges us to stop treating abortion like a dirty secret. “I think it’s important to own it,” she said, “one out of three woman before the age of 45!”
Inspired by my cousin Renee, who wrote about her abortion last...
"What's upsetting for those of us who admire... →
jennydeluxe:
This supersmart, supersharp NPR piece hits all the right points about why Rihanna’s decision to take Chris Brown back is so personally upsetting and devastating to us. Read it, share it, let me know what you think about it. I wanna keep having this conversation till we can’t take no more till our lipstick ain’t up on our faces no more.
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Last Night I Had a Sex Dream About Toby Ziegler
Last Night I Had a Sex Dream About Toby Ziegler
Last Night I Had a Sex Dream About Toby Ziegler
Last Night I Had a Sex Dream About Toby Ziegler
Last Night I Had a Sex Dream About Toby Ziegler
Last Night I Had a Sex Dream About Toby Ziegler
Last Night I Had a Sex Dream About Toby Ziegler
Last Night I Had a Sex Dream About Toby Ziegler
Last Night I Had a Sex Dream About Toby Ziegler
Last...
Birthdays, Romance, Pizza and Jack Nicholson
Dilemma!
After bringing my Valentine’s Day A-Game to Gentleman Caller, I’ve come to realize that he (selfishly) decided to be born in late February and I have no idea what to do.
At first I was like, “THIS IS SO EASY! He likes basketball. We will go see basketball!” But do you know how much basketball tickets are? THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS. For one ticket! THREE HUNDRED...
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to endorse 10 beers into my...”
– Knope 2012
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WatchThis is an interview between Jenna Bush Hager and Taylor Swift.
The best part of the interview? When Ms. Hager finishes her introduction and winces to Matt Lauer because she cannot for the life of her speak eloquently or enunciate. Time for someone to get a new day job.
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WatchThis is the video for “Safe and Sound.”
I love it so, so, so much. Obviously.
lspoon replied to your photo: I am currently in expense report hell.
Is this your expense report or someone else’s?
Mine, sadly.
“It takes emotional connection to create the work and emotional detachment to...”
– Robert Solomon (via)