March 2011
You might be a cat lady if...
you’re going away on a business trip, and you start to wonder if it’s possible to take the cat with you. Cats can go on planes, right?
February 2011
Anonymous asked: People think you're this nice girl.
I know you're not.
I know you're not.
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Precious Family Moments
Dad: I want fried chicken for my birthday dinner. And I want it as good as the fried chicken your former boyfriend made.
Joy: Which former boyfriend?
Mom: She raises a good point. She’s had a lot of former boyfriends.
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Predictions!
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2/28/11: James Franco Backlash
3/4/11: Backlash to the James Franco Backlash
3/11/11: Backlash to the Backlash to the James Franco Backlash
3/12/11: Someone publishes a piece insisting that public backlash was James Franco’s intention all along, as a piece of performance art designed to show how quickly the public turns on celebrities who refuse to “play by the rules.”
3/12/11: Tumblr...
“Did you accidentally eat wine for dinner last night?”
– Further proof that The Hairpin is actually written BY MY SOUL.
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“I’m afraid that I have to warn you that I’m experiencing the...”
– As if you needed another reason to love Colin Firth.
Important Things
Someone from The Executive Office of the President paid a visit to my tumblr, to Julia’s and to Selena’s this weekend (luckily this happened before my tumblr was consumed with Oscar coverage). This could only mean the following things:
Michelle Obama wants to be friends with us.
Reggie Love realized that we’re DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER.
I am okay with either scenario.
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When are the Oscars going to end?
Let’s make predictions!
Remembrances in Naval-Gazing
The official theme of tonight’s Oscars.
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emilyqualey asked: As a TV-less lass too lazy to go digging around for this Oscar shit, I say, keep it COMING.
Anonymous asked: you're killing my dashboard.
Anonymous asked: this is getting excessive.
