August 2010
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Nick: It’s almost your birthday!
Joy: I’m excited!
Nick: You know, you say you’re ‘excited’ so much that occasionally I wonder if you know what it means.
Joy: I live in a perpetual state of excitement.
in which i alert you that my birthday is less than...
scenes-from-my-hood:
and all i want IN LIFE is a celestial soul portrait by erial ali.
do you know what this artiste DOES?
let me show you.
just look.
yanni-guy in fuchsia bathrobe with violent looking stringed instrument before:
yanni-guy in BLUE AND PURPLE PSYCHEDELIC bathrobe with violent looking stringed instrument after:
i don’t even have the words.
and here’s the magic all in...
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monkeychow asked: Miss Maine, what do you miss about California?
Lobster wishes and Internet dreams
erica: guess what?
Joy: what’s up?
erica: YOU WILL BE HERE TONIGHT!!!!
Joy: yay!
erica: I had all these amazing dreams about you visiting
Joy: good dreams?
erica: amazing! we were all hanging out, the king and queen of england were there and I was running after their limo becuase I wanted to walk down the red carpet too. Oh! and we had lobsters! and went to the beach! it...
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buzzfeed:
Tanner Ringerud: I think if we get a new office cat, we should name it Jack Shepherd, Jr. Jack Shepherd: I think so too.
Remember last year (ON THIS DAY) when a cat wandered into the office and Amanda thought it was a birthday present for her? Why not give her a cat birthday present?!?
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I just sent this article to a friend with the... →
And it does.
I don't think I like my personal brand
erica: I think you should do things about maine? or Taylor Swift moments? Ooh! Top five reasons that taylor swift is better than lady gaga
Joy: I don’t know…
Erica: top five uber preppy items of clothing you should buy before visiting maine
Joy: hahaha
erica: Top fives times a famous person has mentioned, or visited, maine
Joy: Maybe.
Erica: I feel like you have to stick with...
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Crowdsourcing my life: Top 5 things
As I may have mentioned a few times, I’ll be in New York this weekend! While I’m there I’m going to stop in to see the editors of your favorite website and mine: urlesque! Kelly even asked me to record a high five (such an honor!)
The problem? I don’t know what kind of top five to do! I need your help! Here are my ideas:
Top five favorite moments on the web (might be...
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Test 143: The Experiment (cont.)
Joy: 143
Kelly: You love me??
Joy: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS?!?!
Kelly: I used that when paging my middle school boyfriend.
Joy: OMG
Kelly: WHILE we were in middle school. I do not have a middle school-aged boyfriend.
Joy: Ha.
Kelly: Sexting 1.0!
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erica: I am gchatting with someone right now and it’s amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Joy: Yeah, I’ve heard you give good gchat.
erica:!!!!!! Where did you read that?!?
Joy: on the Internet equivalent of a bathroom stall: 4chan
erica: hate you. but love you more
Joy: it’s a complicated relationship we have. I understand
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Did you know... ? →
Flights from New York to Portland, Maine are only $120 round-trip. Just saying.
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Text 143: The Experiment
Joy: 143!
Sonya: Aww, 143 2!
Joy: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!?
Sonya: Ha, I remember the era of the pager.
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heylaney asked: Ah! Joy! We're actually going away on Friday (well, just to the Jersey shore) for our post-bar/belated anniversary trip. I'm so sad that I won't get to buy the Princess of Maine/Taylor Swift's Soul Mate/One of my Tumblr faves a drink. Rain check? Happy, happy, HAPPY birthday in advance!
How to talk to boys
Ohhleary: I will be in Portland on September 2nd!
Joy: exciting! You can some see my new apartment!
ohhleary: with mason jars!
Joy: hah, yes, though no bed
ohhleary: haha
Joy: Woah, that sounded sexual. And I didn’t mean it to? I mean, no offense? jeebus, I am just digging myself deeper and deeper. What I was saying was that my “I won’t have a bed” wasn’t a proposition for...
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apsies replied to your photo: This weekend I went shopping for furniture for the…
I love collecting mason jars! And this is another thing you share in common with Taylor Swift.
Can I admit something else? Per Taylor’s decorating wisdom I really wanted to buy this beautiful antique bird cage, but my mom told me I couldn’t because I am not actually a teen pop princess. And only...
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Lesson #1: Don't bring your mother to a party
Mom: I’ve decided that the men Joy is allowed to date fall in the following categories: doctor, lawyer, lobster man and divorced father of small children
Stranger at a Party: Oh really, why is that?
Mom: Well, doctors and lawyers have to get certified to work in the state, so they’re not likely to move. Lobster men will stay here because the ocean is here and divorced fathers of...
emilyqualey asked: To clarify, the sailing part would be a little difficult - as The Elco is a power boat :) - but you are cordially invited to come up to the Midcoast to go yachting/cocktailing when the boat is in the water!
