Your Daily Dose of Joy

you didnt make that much money on your venture into animated films? that’s hard for you, I’m sure. take this as a consolation prize: it was more than I’ll make IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME.

its the only film i want to win tonight. San Francisco deserves this.

does winning a best supporting actress award mean that from that piont forward you must dress like someone’s 80 year old aunt?

meredithnyc:

“(gasp) Is it a pretty flower?? It is!” — MeredithNYC on the blackberry tumblr application (via lizlemon)

I am really sad that this didn’t happen before Saturday night. That would have been amazing.

You want to what’s sad and possibly a sign that I spend too much time on Tumblr? I correctly guessed who you linked to in that post, in the correct order.

1. The right way to handle the release of the Rihanna photo.
2. The wrong way to handle the release of the Rihanna photo.

Yes. Change it back to the phenom photo I took of you this weekend. Now.

(via meredithnyc)

ericasavestheday:

A friend pointed this out to me today: from the Amazon.com reviews of the hilarious Amy Sedaris book “I Like You: Hospitaloty Under the Influence”

Offensive and vulgar, January 11, 2007 By S. Hart

I purchased several of these “cookbooks” to give as gifts to my mom, my step-mom and mother-in-law for Christmas, as well as one to keep for myself. I didn’t have time to look over the cookbook until the weekend before Christmas (after I had wrapped and mailed my gifts) and was shocked to find vulgar language, discussion on feminine hygiene, and other offensive (when not expected—especially in a cookbook!)content. Even though the intent was probably humor when the book was written, I had to make a lot of apologies and was embarassed to have purchased such an item for my mothers! The book should be rated “R” for content, and a warning issued regarding its content prior to a purchase.

This is almost good enough to have been written by Sedaris herself. Almost.

If your answer is, “Why yes, I do!”:

• Congratulations, you have impeccable taste and may have just won the Internet.

If your answer is “urg, no. I dont.”:

• WTF is wrong with you? Get on it. Unless you’re generally opposed to all things awesome.

Dear Erica,

I read that post this morning about how the MTA is making changes to its schedule and thus making it even more difficult for you to get home. Geeze, that really sucks. I mean, its already a pain to get to your place (granted you can take a livery cab, but those things freak me out. A lot.) and now with this, you’re better off never leaving Williamsburg. Ever.

Do you know what doesn’t have a difficult commute? San Francisco. In fact, I walk to work each and every day. And when I don’t walk, I take a cable car. Yup, that’s right. A cable car.

Sure, you may have the best pizza in the world. But you cant come close to a mission-style burrito. Does New York produce its own wine? No, I didnt think so.

You want to know what else is great about San Francisco? Rent control. This year my sunny little one bedroom apartment only increased its rent by $12. Oh, and in case you didnt catch that, I live in a one-bedroom. And I have a garden. And a dishwasher.

Furthermore, while some people sing about New York bringing them down, others sing about a bright and shiny utopia called San Francisco. Which, in case you didnt know, was built on Rock and Roll.

Oh, and you can bring our tumblr friends, too. I like them.

Love and puppies,

Joy

Boy: Where is the child I helped you raise?

Girl: He isnt here. Never ask me about it again.

Boy: Okay. Wanna make out?

Girl: Sure thing