Your Daily Dose of Joy

Jenna: omg I am so tired. I got like no sleep last night.
Joy: why?
Jenna: It’s all Joseph’s fault. We were up last night until 3am, and then woke up early this morning. And Joy, omg. I don’t know how much is TMI, but like can I just say that this sex…
Joy: um, so I say this with love
Jenna: yes
Joy: and with an understanding that you find Joseph sexually attractive, and I’m really happy that you’re having sex, and I’m sure he’s great and its great and everything. And, like, kudos to you.
Jenna: ok
Joy: but thinking about Joseph having sex makes me feel rather ill.
Jenna: ?
Joy: its just that I think of him like a brother.
Jenna: um, ok
Joy: Let’s just refer to it as something else. Like… snowshoeing
Jenna: wait, is this a maine thing? Because that’s a horrible analogy.
Joy: I think its an excellent analogy! Like, omg Joseph and I went snowshoeing yesterday and boy am I tired!
Jenna. You’re such a freak.

Dog Overview

2009 will present the Dog with a number of challenges. Your patience will certainly be tested in more than one instance. You may not necessarily gain the notoriety you desire in your career, but certain advancement opportunities will surface throughout the year. You will find comfort with your family and solidify bonds that are necessary for your well being. You may have issues juggling your family life with your work schedule, but you will make great strides in both areas by the end of the year.

Dog Rating

52% (5 favorable, 4 neutral and 3 unfavorable months)

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Joy: Are you doing anything fun for the SuperBowl?

Momma: We’re going to a party, but the Patriots aren’t playing, so there doesn’t seem like much of a point to watching.

Joy: Agreed. I mean, I didn’t even know Arizona had a football team until last weekend. Seems like it will be the most boring SuperBowl ever. Urg.

Momma: I was wondering where the Cardinals were from, but really didn’t care enough to check.

Joy: Exactly.

FriendFeed is where you see all of the things your friends are doing online. FriendFinder is for, er, adult things. Mixing the two of them up during a client meeting is not the best of ideas.

… but seriously, guys, I cannot deal with another crack about her weight. OMG, she gained a few pounds. Thank God! She actually looks normal! Most of you tumblrs are supposed to be feminists, or, at the very least, progressive, so leave the poor girl alone. Make fun of her singing, or her dancing or whatever else, but leave her appearence out of it.

Joy: okay, and one more thing I have figured out and then we can switch gears and talk about you

erica: ok

Joy: so I was watching a lot of Secret Diary of a Call Girl this weekend

erica: um ok

Joy: and she has all of these theories about like the type of experiences she gives men

Erica: um.

Joy: Its a show on Showtime, its not porn

Erica: Sure

Joy: so, yeah, she has all of these “experiences” that men want, etc. and I have decided that I am the girlfriend experience, and there is nothing I can do about it. Like, Sunday mornings are always going to mean pancakes, coffee, the New York Times and Jeff Buckley. That’s just who I am and I shouldnt try and be anything else.

Erica: yes, well of course you are.

Joy: You knew that?

Erica: Everyone knows that

Joy: Oh.

think4yourself:

What do the following have in common?

• Martin Luther King, Jr.
• Mahatma Ghandi
• Nelson Mandela

If you answered:

“Governor Blagojevic’s inspirations reflecting on his arrest and possible jail time”

…well, then you’re fucking golden

I’m watching the Dugger family special. Where Jim Bob talks to his son about sex. I am officially traumatized. traumatized.

I just want to wrap my arms around Capucine and SQUEEZE her

capucha:

Dad : Capucine, I would like you to stay out of the kitchen for a few minutes, ok ? I’m working with cutting tools and I don’t want you to be around.
Capucine, shredding : Ooh. OoooooKkkkkk.

[A few minutes later ]

Capucine, back in the kitchen, doing a silly walk and changing her voice : Hello, Mister. Can I come in ? I’m my daughter’s mother.

chuckmore:

Stop going to museums.

… and taking red eyes.

Guess who just added me as a friend on facebook. Color me excited.