March 2008
happy birthday, anne
When I was little, I was in love with Gilbert Blythe. Well, I still am I a little. He and Lloyd Dobbler from Say Anything. Sigh. Anyway, tomorrow Anne of Green Gables celebrates its 100th year of publication. Thank you, Anne, Marilla, Lucy Maud Montgomery and all of you other wonderful people from Prince Edward Island: may girls have puffed sleeves and break slates over boys heads for 100 more...
standards.
Over the weekend the Times came out with an essay all about those snobs out there who judge potential dates on their reading list. Um, I have totally done this. I’ve also not gone out with someone because their facebook book list is less than desirable. Read up, boys.
You need to hear this.
alexbalk: Hey ladies: you know how your boyfriends are always bugging you with music? Insisting that you sit through a whole song even though there are about eight million other things you’d rather be doing? It’s because men have a hard time expressing themselves and they somehow think that if you listen to a particular song you’ll magically be able to understand the feelings that song engenders...
Politican Changes Name to "Pro-Life" →
You. Have. To. Be. Kidding. Me. (via ericasavestheday)
the hills recap
Joy: i have to say though that i was a little disappointed, I wanted more. Jenny: more than an hour?! joy you are insatiable Joy: no, more drama, more intrigue, etc Jenny: the burning dress wasn’t drama enough for you? i was practically hyperventilating! Joy: sorry no, I knew something was going to happen to that dress Jenny: You are a tough one to please! Joy: I wanted some dirty sex...
tonight's plans
i want my MTV
i heart sf
… but I am, admittedly, a white person. So, I guess that makes sense.
David Pogue is amazing
ericasavestheday: Because of this. I was there when he sang it at the Nonprofit technology conference, and I swear to god people in the audience held up their iphones and swayed with the music.
surviving in the wild
Joy: You have the measles on Oregon Trail. Erica: what? I have the measles? I sooo do not trust you to lead my wagon Joy: I let you rest and I fed you and you still got sick. Other people got over the measles, but not you. If you die, its because you’re just not strong enough to make it on the trail. Erica: or because YOU WERE A CRAPPY WAGON LEADER!!!??? I can’t believe you let me...
excitement
you are my own personal superhero
getting older
Joy: A man just told me he wanted to impregnate me. Erica: Is that what talking dirty sounds like now that we’re older? Joy: Nah, I think its just that I was in the south.
why i love jezebel
The NEW 7 deadly sins
black is the new president, bitch
love.
scary
i have no issue admitting the fact that I dont really understand math, or money or the economy. i get the fact that its just not my area of expertise. but when these people are being sold at $2 a share, I get worried. really, really fucking worried. End of days worried. Look out, tent city, here we come.
5 years later
happy birthday, Iraq War
OMG, he's an AMERICAN HERO
alexbalk: McCain Travels Amtrak Like Everyone Else You know who else travels Amtrak? Whores.
advice from riikka
… on how to correct my sexually harassing ways: “just remember, when you get those butt-slapping urges, refrain. and when you feel like telling your boss he has a nice package, imagine how small you would feel if you were in his position. and when you just cant help but throw yourself at that hot coworker when you are both at work late, remember to separate work from play!”Its...
its sexual harassment training day!
What with all of the whoring going on, our firm is teaching us how not to sexually harass each other. This, as I am sure you’re aware, is going to be particularly hard for me, as I am well known for sending inapropriate ecards and other degrading behavior…
newest addiction
Free Rice is kind of amazing. By playing it you give rice to people in Africa. You know who doesnt give rice to people in africa? Whores.
vomit city
ew ew ew
a mother's defense
“She is a very bright girl who can handle someone like the governor,” Ms. Capalbo said in a telephone interview Wednesday. Oh, I am sure she handled him…
what does it take to be a high-tier escort?
Me: I kind of can’t believe Spitzer hired a “mid-tier” escort Erica: what makes them mid-tiered versus high-tiered? Is it based on education and stuff? Or looks? Or…skill? Me: I don’t know, I am not a hooker
