January 2008
boys are the fallopian tube of the human body
Joy: ug. stupid uterus MP: I hate the fallopian tubes Joy: me too. they fucking blow. they are totally boys too. like fallopian tubes are the boys of the woman’s body. because they suck and just cause you pain. and then they get you preggers and you get fat and cant drink coffee ugh MP: LOL preggers. i love that word
we'll win the superbowl
… because tom brady is a SEX GOD
people are crazy
it strikes me as odd that someone proclaiming to have the love of god would protest a funeral. but I live in san francisco, so what do I know…
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america hates chris matthews
or, i do, rather.
i heart my local abortion provider
Happy birthday, roe
jeff is a copycat
finally he is riding on my coattails of awesomeness.
well played
Erica: ooh! tumblr the trailer! please? Omg please! …5 minutes pass.. Erica: I heart you.and why do I need my own when I can just influence yours? :)
erica needs her own tumblr
But this really did make me fall out of my chair with laughter. It also made me cry. Because, I too, want someone to put their baby inside me. Sigh.
fists of freedom
after working at the DGA throughout college, i am pretty empassioned about this nation’s democratic governors. However, one has always has her hand on my heart more than the others. thank you, anna wintour for stepping away from telling us we’re all too fat/skinny/ugly/small-chested enough to funtion to spotlight a phenominal woman.
freedom gets him high
Jeff: joy, i think rudy is the best fit for president Joy: um. um. Jeff: remember 9/11? Joy: really? Jeff: he was there Joy: um. jeff…? Jeff: he was there watching Joy: his national advisors are literally satan’s henchmen. Like he recruited them from a place only Dante’s been. Jeff: he stood there and watched the towers fall on 9/11 Joy: jeffy, what did you smoke this morning? ...
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I want to go SO BAD
Hillary Clinton On Tyra →
Dear Hillary, I love you, I do. I might *actually* even vote for you this year. But, please, remember. You’re running for PRESIDENT. Not Miss America. Never again sign up for an interview where one of the questions is, “what was it like when your husband stepped out on you.” Love 4eva, Joy
crazy has a face →
these people scare me more than I can say. I love people from the south, really I do, but why do so many of them have to be slightly more than insane?
drunken family moments
Jeff: it’s great how rudy went from mr. 9/11 to mr. Reagan. i played a drinking game a few debates ago every time rudy said Reagan i drank. i was drunk within five minutes
birthday girl
happy birthday to my little cousin steffy!
broken promises
remember in 2004 when i vowed to leave the country if bush was re-elected? well, I think I actually will if uncle huckles wins. and i might never come back.
Shoe-tastic →
Articles like these are supposed to make you feel better about your little issues, right?. Like, its okay, you’re not a freak for owning a silver pair of Tory Burch shoes that cost 1/3 of your rent… Its not working for me. I still feel dirty. But thanks for trying, Reuters…
fearless leader goes missing
REPORT: My waving mao tse tung watch has gone missing. It was totes on my desk this morning. The guilty party will be punished. Mao-style.
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We’re pretty much all fucked.
idealism lost.
There was a time, we’ll call it 4 years ago, when i would drive 111 miles every day in new jersey for the Democratic Party. Now? ehh, not so much: Joy: lisa and I are going to go work on election day in November in some state that is not too cold. you should join us Erica: where? like Florida!?!?! Joy: I dont know. it cant be too cold. but also, we dont really like florida. And, like the...
creative genius
Joy: what should my url be?
Erica: hmm. what do you want it to emote?
Joy : I dont know. be creative for me
Erica: urg
Joy: um. Perfect. its urg.tumblr.com
Erica: haha. love it