May 2013
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April 2013
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Times and Places Where I Make Lists
In the shower
Drying my hair (my hair is long enough now that I have to use a machine to make it dry faster and guys it is weird.)
Putting on eyeliner
Grinding coffee beans
Boiling water for my coffee
Pushing down my french press
Drinking my coffee
Getting dressed
Walking to work
Riding the elevator
Sitting on conference calls
In meetings
Walking to the bathroom
In the bathroom
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Hello, Weary Traveler
Boy, do you look excited to go visit your Aunt Myrna / attend the 2nd Annual Northwestern Dental Association Conference / go to Ashley’s ‘I’m not married yet, biotches! Las Vegas Bachelorette Blowout’ / fly home to your loving family. And I, too, am excited to be sharing the next two-to-ten hours of my life with you. But before we strike up the forced conversation of trapped strangers, let me set...
March 2013
Creepy Internet Moment of the day
Joy: Did you ever read Judy Bloom’s Forever?
Chiara: I did.
Joy: While I have never met him, and have a serious boyfriend whom I love, ETC ETC, in my mind I think dating Mike Scollins would be similar to dating Michael from Forever.
Chiara: ….
Joy: And - AGAIN - even though I’ve never met Mike Scollins, I can imagine Mike Scollins as a little boy in the back of his parents’ car driving through...
jodilyn asked: girl. your post on creating drama between women and being fed up with it is SO HOW I FEEL. we get up in arms if someone says something about someone we loooove. but then we hate on another woman for no reason whatsoever. it's like we can't win and we're our biggest enemies. thank you for posting - i was starting to feel like i was alone in this!
“If you want some big revelation, since 2010 I’ve dated exactly two people....”
– Taylor Swift, you naggy bitches.
Things I'm currently sick of:
Snow;
Patriarchy;
Snow;
Kale;
Snow;
Racism;
Snow;
Lindsay Graham;
Snow;
The Sequester;
Snow;
Jokes about the Sequester;
Snow;
Tardiness;
Snow;
The Harlem Shuffle;
Snow;
Anne Hathaway hatred (people hate her so much that now I feel bad for her. Which then makes me hate myself);
Snow;
Shoveling;
Snow;
Shovels;
Snow;
Boots;
Snow;
Icy Roads;
Snow;
Snow;
Snow;
Snow;
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February 2013
“My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes,...”
– Happy birthday to you, Edna St. Vincent Millay.
“I kind of have this fantasy – because this year that I have been lucky enough to...”
– This is a comment about where Anne Hathaway wants to keep her Oscar.
I didn’t start this season disliking her, but I hate her so much now that I cannot think about a time before my hatred started.
January 2013
Feelings and Wine and Pop Emotions
There is something people don’t really tell you about dating someone in residency: they are always busy and always tired. Yes, I know, television does a good job of portraying their busy schedules, but the majority of a television doctor’s business is when they are actually GETTING BUSY. Not when they are working 24-hours. They don’t show the part where the resident comes home...
It's Nice to be Important, but it's Important to...
As you may know, over the last year I’ve struggled about being on the Internet and what to publish about my life. I was writing some really personal things about me and The Gentleman Caller, my friends, my family and my decisions and I just didn’t have a thick enough skin to deal with the critiques that inevitably came along with that.
I also found myself becoming part of a toxic...
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Mandy Patinkin has an album for children.
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