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Such simple brilliance!
Buttons in front…
and the back!
Potentially… the perfect, fitted button-down.
Who knew those itty bitty Olsen bodies could harbor such genius!
Shirt by Elizabeth & James, @ Saks.
Brillz
I want to marry whomever thought of this
Hey hey -
So it’s time for another round of cities to be added to the roster.. and this time we went pretty deep. 50 new cities overall (we just doubled our coverage!) and these ones are sprinkled all around the world.
Wait — you added Providence, Rhode Island but not PORTLAND, MAINE? WTF.
Is it bad that my first thought went to how much his Tumblrarity was going to increase?
Tumblr friends,
Yesterday I posted an image that made fun of Oakland. Some of you found it racist. For that, I apologize.
The reason I found it funny? Because I live in San Francisco, and Oakland is FAR. Really, really far. You have to take BART to get there! And often you have to transfer! Once you do get there, do you know where you are? You’re in Oakland. Aside from great shows at the FOX Theatre, do you know what’s in Oakland? Not a lot. Well, nothing I can’t get in San Francisco.
I make fun of Oakland not because of its overwhelming poverty rate or the insane amount of crime, but rather because I am a lazy San Franciscian who shudders at the fact of crossing the Bay Bridge.
In closing, I like Oakland! Some of my closest friends live in Oakland! And I’m sorry if you found my post offensive. That was not my intent.
Best,
Joy
Mom: Where are you getting your turkey from?
Joy: The grocery store down the street from my apartment
Mom: How are you going to get it home?
Joy: I dont know… carry it?
Mom: Are you sure that’s a good idea?
Joy: I did until about 2 seconds ago…
Mom: Hmmm, cant you get one of those cunning little carts I see the elderly ladies in San Francisco using?
Joy: Cunning little cart?
Mom: You know, the cart they use to carry all of their bags around.
Joy: I think you’re talking about the carts homeless people use.
Mom: Am I?
Joy: Yes.
Mom: Well I think the cart is ingenious!
“Any depressed ladies in the audience? I’m not quite finished with the third record yet! You could really fuck my life up for a couple of years and I could get a really awesome record out of it.”
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Joshua Radin, talking about how he has written his previous records…
